Quote of the week

"Jesus is de boss of Mama."

- Tessa

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Runner-up:

"I'm finking of you accidentwy poking me in de bum-bone of (with) yoh shawp nails, but you won't do dat 'cuz you love me 'cuz I'm yoh small daughtoh, and I love you too."

-Tessa's reflections after asking me to help wipe her.

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Tessa has taken to blaming Jesus for a lot of things lately, like owies, traffic, and food she doesn't like. I am not quite sure where she is getting this new religion from, as

I am not in the habit of giving him credit for unpleasant things.

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When I asked Tessa if Jesus was her friend, she shook her head "no".

"He's my family." She said.

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Well, that explains everything.

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(Please note the spectacular make-up. She was only sorry there was no blue lipstick to match her dress.)