Chair Wars!

In Sacramento

  if you don't want something, 

you put it on the curb with a free sign on it

 to give it away.

This has it's risks.

It could get vandalized.

It could get peed on by a passing dog

(or worse, a person).

It could get left, rejected, ignored.

Or...

 another chair could show up 

on the NEIGHBOR'S curb.

A more confident 

and slightly better looking chair

(based on the 1970's palate).

I think we are going to be stuck 

with our lame-butt green chair
for a while.

Dang.