Me: "Who has the best seat in the house, me or daddy?"

Adam: "Well, Daddy's is nice, but yours is best. Your's is squishier."

Friday, December 10, 2010

A little story

Once, a long time ago, there lived a young woman and a young man who fell in love and got married.  The young woman and the young man had decided they would never have a cluttered refrigerator covered in tacky magnets and sentimental keepsakes.  Mysteriously, small children joined their family one at a time, creating large messes and causing the young man to get grey hairs and the young woman to get skin on her belly that resembles bread dough. 
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Soon, the small children were drawing small pictures.  Alas, the young couple became not-so-young-but-somewhat-wiser and could not keep up with the small pictures.  It was not long before it became clear to the not-so-young couple that the drawings of small children were exactly what the front of a refrigerator was made for. 
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A year later they learned a similar lesson about homemade Christmas tree decorations.
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(Please note the illustration of the young couple with lovely yellow bodies)

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